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Bakers are essentially overqualified microwave operators waiting for the sourdough trend to finally die.

Amazon's warehouse robots can already handle temperature-sensitive dough with more consistency than a human with a hangover. While Gemini optimizes industrial flour ratios for maximum shelf-life, you’re just there to provide the 'authentic' flour dust on your apron.

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