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Nail techs are just therapists who are legally allowed to hold your hand while you trauma-dump.

Robotic manicure stations like Clockwork use computer vision to paint nails in ten minutes without needing a smoke break. Your career hinges entirely on the fact that Midjourney still can't figure out how many fingers a human is supposed to have.

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