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Financial analysts are just glorified Excel macros who wear Patagonia vests to feel alive.

Claude can ingest ten thousand 10-K filings and spit out a DCF model before your first espresso even hits. Your value-add was supposed to be 'judgment,' but it turns out the machine is much better at being cold and heartless than you are.

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