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Carpenters get paid $80 an hour to look at a 2x4 and tell you why your house is structurally offensive.

DALL-E creates the dream minimalist furniture you'll never actually build because your client's budget only covers IKEA hacks. You're safe from automation because a robot would refuse to work in a crawlspace infested with spiders and 1970s insulation.

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